Ramblings of a Spacecadet

Goodbye to my spacey ramblings

2009-04-09T00:50:00.002-04:00

I think I'm going to take a break from writing for a little while. That means big project put on hold indefinitely too. I need some time to figure out what my next step will be. So thanks for reading my blog, it's been... Well it's been something.

Every little girl wants to be a princess... I wonder why?

2009-04-07T21:58:00.002-04:00

Jane Austen wrote a total of six novels, each revolving around the life of a poor yet resourceful heroine. Yet there is only one ending. The young protagonist finds true love and marries the man of her dreams. And we assume that, just like every Disney princess, Austen's heroine lives happily ever after.

So I'm not quite sure what I'm trying to get at... But it makes me wonder. After all these years of mind-numbing propoganda that one day my very own Prince Charming will come to sweep me off of my feet... Is it time to let go of those childhood ideals? Or is it okay to keep on beliving in fairytales and that one day I'll meet the man of my dreams and have my own happily ever after?

Who knows. This is what comes of watching too much tv. Northanger Abbey comes on and then I start thinking about other Austen novels. Then I see patterns. And of course it always leads back to conversations of love and relationships. I could do Carrie just fine.

C'est what?

2009-03-25T23:29:00.002-04:00

So after studying languages for some time, I've begun to rethink the English language. I believe that language, from intonation to word choice to history, can tell you a lot about a person or a people. For example, it completely irks my friend when someone says "wiki it" or "google it" which I'm sure almost everyone in my generation would understand. To him, however, it is a sign of our growing (and completely unnatural) over-dependence on technology.

I always thought it was funny how other people expressed themselves in other languages. I was one of those nation/culture-centric people that believed that the way my people did things was the normal way and that everyone else was weird. But now I wonder if it's us that's weird and that everyone else has got it right.

Another example: terms of endearment. Here (North America here) we throw around words like hun, babe, sweetie. Nice casual phrases. Nothing too deep. However in Spanish (sorry I am a little one sided in my languages) it's mi amor, mi vida, mi corazon (my love, my life, my heart) said in the same casual manner. In Arabic it's habibi also meaning my love. I guess I kind of feel like North Americans aren't as passionate about life as other cultures. I mean we live for drama and gossip, but we never let ourselves feel freely. We would never say to our significant other, " My life, can you please pass the salt?" No instead we would refer to him/her as a shortned form of a substance produced by insects, hun.

Anyway... I hope you get what I mean. I don't seem to have the words to explain myself properly. Oh the irony. By the way... Speaking of terms endearment, what does it say about the French who I've heard quite a lot let slip "mon chou" (my cabbage)?

The Big Project

2009-03-23T11:53:00.003-04:00

So. I am writing a novel. I guess the first step would be to admit it. Kind of forces me to produce results, eh? I will write about my synopsis later, since I am still working on it. But that is what's what. I'll keep you updated.

More things that amuse me...

2009-03-21T11:52:00.005-04:00

In Spanish there is a saying, vale la pena, literally meaning it is worth the pain. I guess you could say the same thing in English, but normally we say it's worth IT. That ambiguous IT. I've always wondered why the Spanish felt the need be morbid and tack on "la pena" (the pain). But now I wonder why the English have been so ambiguous as to use "IT".

What does "it was worth it" mean? We usually use the phrase after some amazing experience that began with some form of struggle. Thus we can conclude "it" refers to the struggle. It sounds nicer. We forget about the pain it took to get to that amazing spot. It's all in the results, the outcome. But in doing so, are we not trivializing all it took to get there?

Yes. There was pain. Lots of pain. But the pain was worth it. I like the fact that the Spanish acknowledge the struggle. That it (whatever it might be) wasn't all peachy. But it was so amazing that you are willing to trade off some pain for it. And to be quite honest, when looking at it in that sense, not much vale la pena. For what would you suffer again and again and again because what you received was worth the pain?

Those scarce few things are the important things in life. Valió la pena, ahuvi.

From Here to Timbuktu

2009-03-20T13:17:00.003-04:00

So I am always conscientiously trying to live in the moment. Or live for the moment. Be here. Today. Now. Or whatever. And it's hard to do in a society that believes in results, outcomes, projected goals, tomorrow. Always tomorrow.

I've always been a firm believer that as long as you do your absolute best today, tomorrow will work itself out. But... How do dreams fit into this equation? When do I stop reaching for the stars and accept what I have here, in front of my face?

In a more concrete way, but still hypothetical... Today I will teach a woman in a rural area of a third world country how to read. I cannot save the world today, but today I can teach someone how to read. And tomorrow she will teach her children to read. And the day after that they will go to school and eventually study at a good university, or read their own rights and eventually stand up to their oppressors. And in that way, by doing what I can today, I have set the precedent for "saving the world" tomorrow. In that way, I will never stop working for a better tomorrow.

But... Let's say you have dreams of living far far away one day. Timbuktu perhaps. And let's say that Timbuktu is promoting this great opportunity for people to come live there. No red tape. No expensive visas. Just easy immigration. One day very soon the deal is going to end. You don't know when that date is, only that it is very soon and that once it ends the doors of immigration will be closed tighter than they were before. The problem is you are still waiting on some unfinished business here and you don't know when you will be able to tie up the loose ends. You don't foresee this happening any time soon. Do you wait, and keep on waiting, until the day those doors close? Or do you bet in favour of the odds, stop waiting, and truly start living your life here?

Am I being transparent? And still a little ambiguous? I guess I'm just muttering to myself. But really, how do we live in a universe which provides no guidelines?

Things we should all keep in mind...

2009-03-18T18:15:00.002-04:00

Sometimes you just gotta take a step back, away from it all. And move forward in a different direction.

Eternal Return of the Traveller's Conversation

2009-03-15T21:08:00.005-04:00

Oh god... It's spreading... Not only is there a backpackers' conversation, but there is now a... people-left-at-home conversation. I swear, out of my slightly-large-but-still-under-20-people-family I answered the same three or four questions at least five times each. I thought I left that all behind me when I got on the plane back to Canada.

Same repetitive questions to deal with on homeland:

1. Oh! Where did you go again?

2. When did you come back?

3. So, where's the next destination?

4. When are you leaving?

Eternal return. Maybe Kundera was wrong. I mean yes, the French Revolution occuring over and over and over is something to be terrified about. But to have the same mundane conversation over and over and over and over again is... Well, something to be terrified about. Moral of the story? I don't know. Repetition is terrifying?

P.S. I think I will explain further about eternal return and my all time favourite subject and book, The Unbearable Lightness of Being. I have intrigued myself.

Dreaming Out Loud

2009-03-13T18:06:00.003-04:00

Hmm... I have no clue what I was writing about yesterday. So here's another attempt at dialogue. The typical overabused backpackers' converstation.

Foreign backpacker: So, where are you from?

Foreign backpacker 2: (Insert country name here.) What about you?

FB: Really? I've heard it's a beautiful country.

FB2: Yeah. It's great. You should visit.

FB: Yeah. I really want to.

FB2: So where are you from?

FB: (Insert country name here.) I love it, but it's too (Insert adjective pertaining to weather here. e.g. cold, hot, rainy, dry, humid...)

FB2: Cool. So how long have you been travelling?

FB: (Insert time frame here.) You?

FB2: (Insert time frame.) Where have you been already.

FB: (List off names of countries that FB2 has already been to as well.)

FB2: Me too! Where was your favourite place?

FB: (Insert random city.) What about you?

FB2: Oh really? I...

And so forth. And so forth. And so forth. So many people coming and going, you've gotta have some sort of method to meeting fellow backpackers. The conversation is relatively the same no matter who you talk to. The order of the questions rotates sometimes. but only sometimes. And the wording changes a little due to geographical differences relating to English.

But there you have it. The one and only conversation you will ever have when backpacking. Okay that's not true, but it's definitely the one you will have with almost everyone you meet. So repetitive and mundane... And yet, I miss it.

Celebrity Gossip

2009-03-12T23:51:00.002-04:00

So. My friend asked me today... Why are people so interested in celebrities' lives? Or something of the sort, something conotating the negative aspect of following other people's lives. And I ask why not, what's wrong with it? I mean, it's not so great to get so caught up in celebrity life that you forget your own, but everythign in moderation right?

I look at it this way. People fascinate me. I am interested in why people are the way they are, why they do the things they do. That's why I love hearing and learning anything to do with history, anthropology, astrology, psychology, genetics, evolution. People are complex bundles so inctricately woven together, you can never truly know a person. But there are little aspects/traits that jump out at you and you can theorize where they come from.

Oh that mothering is the Cancer in her (Cancer the astrological sign, not cancer the sickness). Or oh, even though he's the youngest in the group he still quietly takes charge while letting the others have their way. I bet he has younger siblings.

Being able to read about celebrities and what stupid things they did today... Well, it's kind of like reading case studies. That are continuously happening. Unlike those case studies from 1974 that you read in your liberal arts text books. They are present day occurances of the human kind that you can ponder and analyze and pick apart. You can apply all the theories you've ever collected to these reccent events. And celebrity gossip are (is?) always the extreme case, perfect for more grandiose theories.

Anyway... At the end of the day it's all for shits and giggles. Watching people who are not myself amuse me. It's like... Watching How It's Made or How It's Done or... I don't recall the name of the show... But for humans. Only they don't tell you how they're made... No clue what I'm talking about anymore.

So in conclusion. It's like I always say. Guns don't kill, people do. Nothing is inherently bad. Life is what you make of it. For some reason that reminds me of The Matrix. Which I have never watched. I feel like I am having trouble staying on topic. Too much coffee maybe. Okay I'm off.

My dreams, never quite as it seems...

2009-03-10T22:11:00.000-04:00

Yesterday I had a little bit of a health scare. It turned out to be nothing, but it made me rethink my life, my values, my actions. It made me realize how fragile life is and how in any given moment it can all be taken away from you.

I guess I might as well say it. Yesterday I found a lump. And the first thing I thought was that I don't want deformed, uneven boobs. And I cried for the future loss of my breasts. It was not whether or not I will survive this or if it's serious. I cried for the vanity I didn't even know existed. I am rather proud of my breasts. They could be a little bigger, but they are nicely shaped and plump.

And then I cried for the boyfriend that will never be. I finally found the most wonderful guy, but he just so happens to live half way across the world. It's complicated so we've decided to make it as simple as possible, to just be two people who love each other and nothing more. We'd never be able to survive this. If this was what I thought it was, I'd be tied to Toronto indefinitely. Surgery. Chemo. Doctor's visits. Recuperation time. And he's not in a position to come here anytime soon. His life is there. And I'd be here.

My life would be here. Would I give up my dreams of seeing the world for a stable life here? Could I be happy here? In one split second, my reality did a complete 180. In one split second, my future flashed before my eyes. And for the second time this month, I wondered if I was being naieve to think that I am the exception.

BBC's Top 100

2009-03-09T18:07:00.004-04:00

Here's an interesting survey I found on facebook. How literate are we? According to the survey (I can't seem to find any info on the actual bbc website - suspicious?), bbc believes the average person has only read 6 of their top 100 books list. I've decided to test my book-reading against bbc's average man. The list is as follows (I will use little black hearts to mark the ones I've read since I can't figure out how to make check marks):

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen ♥
2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien ♥
3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte ♥
4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling ♥
5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee ♥
6 The Bible ♥
7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte ♥

8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell ♥ (A favourite!)

9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman ♥
10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens ♥

Total: 10

11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott ♥ (A favourite!)

12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles ♥
13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller-
14 Complete Works of Shakespeare
15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien - ♥
17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks
18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger ♥
19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
20 Middlemarch - George Eliot

Total: 4

21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell ♥
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald ♥
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams ♥
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky ♥
28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll ♥
30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame

Total: 5

31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy ♥
32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens ♥
33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis ♥
34 Emma - Jane Austen X ♥
35 Persuasion - Jane Austen ♥ (Favourite Austen novel!)
36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis ♥
37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres ♥

39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden ♥
40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne ♥

Total: 9

41 Animal Farm - George Orwell
42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown ♥
43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez ♥
44 A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving
45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery ♥
47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy ♥
48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood ♥
49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding
50 Atonement - Ian McEwan

Total: 5

51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel
52 Dune - Frank Herbert
53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen ♥
55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zifon
57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley ♥
59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon ♥
60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez ♥

Total: 4

61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov ♥
63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt
64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas ♥
66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac
67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding ♥
69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville

Total: 3

71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens ♥
72 Dracula - Bram Stoker
73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett ♥
74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
75 Ulysses - James Joyce
76 The Inferno - Dante ♥
77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
78 Germinal - Emile Zola
79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
80 Possession - AS Byatt ♥

Total: 4

81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens ♥
82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker
84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White ♥
88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton

Total: 2

91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery ♥
93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
94 Watership Down - Richard Adams
95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare ♥
99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl ♥
100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo ♥

Total: 4

So I've read exactly half of bbc's top 100 list. There are a couple I would have read, but have been refusing to read on account of the people who reccomend the book to me. Snobby? Yeah kind of. But I'll get to them. I've been going through Harold Bloom's western canon (http://home.comcast.net/~dwtaylor1/theocraticcanon.html) but that' will take some time. Happy reading!

Australia

2009-03-07T02:25:00.002-05:00

It's always something, isn't it? I don't even know what I'm looking for. But apparently sometimes we have to get lost to find ourselves. Am I ambiguous? My life is shrouded in ambiguitiy. I want to arrive as Ms. J. San Juan, office slave to the corporation, and depart as Jess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQGMuxJ0vCc

A Day in the Life

2009-03-07T01:57:00.006-05:00

Friend A: I miss you.

Friend B: I miss you too.

Friend A: I miss you so much.

Friend B: I miss you so much too.

Friend A: So...

Friend B: So...

(pause)

Friend B: I'll talk to you later then?

Friend A: Okay, bye bye!

Friend B: Bye!

The stupidest game of life!

2009-03-05T20:17:00.002-05:00

So, directions are: google your name along with "needs" in quotation marks. List the first things that come up.

1. Jessica needs to stop dressing like a slut. Ouch that's a little harsh.

2. Jessica needs coffee. Jessica needs good coffee is more like it.

3. Jessica needs a bigger AI-bra. What is an AI-bra? I do not know.

4. Jessica needs motivation to update her profile.

5. Jessica needs a caring home. Some place warm and sunny please.

6. Jessica needs a nice chianti. I've been thinking about a nice prosecco but chianti works for me.

7. Jessica needs to know she is beautiful. Ummm... Thank you?

8. Jessica needs to put some clothes on. ???

9 Jessica needs to work on her technique. These are getting borderline offensive.

10. Jessica needs your help. To find better things to write about on her blog.

Well then. I think I've sufficiently wasted at least 10 minutes of my life. Oh and last bit of randomness... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TORONTO!

Midnight Musings

2009-03-04T23:28:00.003-05:00

I thought I'd try dialogues, but right now my mind doesn't flow in dialogues. I know it'll come more natural once I actually start writing in dialogue, but right now the dialogue flow is blocked. And I don't feel like exerting effort. I'm feeling very emo. That word kind of bothers me. A word that has slowly slithered its way into the English language. Meloncholic. It's so much more poetic. Anyway... Here's an excert from the big project. I know it needs to be cut down quite a bit, but it's a start, eh?

CHAPTER (Unkown): NUMBERS AND FIGURES

"Did you know only 20% of Americans own a passport? Really. It explains why so many of them are ignorant *****."

I didn't bother to listen to the rest of his tirade. I had heard it before. Somewhere. From someone. But who? As Dror went on about the pitiful Americans, I racked my brains trying to remember where I had had this conversation. And then it hit me. Some other Israeli, one that still made my heart flutter when I thought of him, had told me all this before not so long ago. That 20% of Americans were ignorami. I guess it didn't matter so much anymore. He'd gone back home months ago.

"How many Canadians do you think have passports? Only 20%? Canadians aren't rude like Americans. I met this Canadian guy... Really..." Like all the other Israelis I had met, Dror had the same forward, almost abrasive personality. I got the feeling he wouldn't care if I drifted in my thoughts a little longer.

It was like training all Israelis went through before they travelled. The Ministry of Foreign Information. Only 20% of Americans have passports. Only 20% of Americans have passports. Only 20% of Americans have passports. It wasn't just an approximation. For Israelis, it was a fact. There were other little "facts" most of the Israelis I met would spit out at random intervals. Maybe they were the truth. Maybe it was just Israeli propaganda. Who knew? I didn't have enough information to negate it with.

If I thought about it though, most countries had their little spiels and knowledge of an other people. Just the other day, I had read in an El Salvadorian newspaper: 33.3 million Canadians expected to visit El Salvador this year alone. Now correct me if I'm wrong and I've been maleducated on the topic of my own country, but I was under the assumption Canada's population was approximately 33..... Point 3 million. Apparently the El Salvadorian Ministry of Foreign Affairs expected that each and every Canadian would step foot on El Salvadorian soil in the year 2008. It baffled me.

"Really. Let those Americans do what they want. I don't want them coming to my country anway. It's better for me if they don't get passports. I'm hungry. You want to find some place to go for lunch?"

A shout out to the unknown reader who is not Viv or Sina

2009-03-04T19:58:00.005-05:00

It appears more people read my blog than than I assumed. So thank you anonymous readers. Keep spreading the word of terrible writing and self-absorbed musings.

Random Musings

2009-03-02T23:07:00.003-05:00

In an attempt to be a more authentic Spanish guitar player, I am growing my thumb nail. However, it appears to have stopped growing. I am also a little apprehensive about growing just one thumb nail. I've always associated one long nail with drug use - cocaine sniffing, weed chopping, and the likes. I can already hear the difference though. I'm still deciding if it sounds better or not. Will update later.

Living in Paradise

2009-03-02T19:11:00.003-05:00

Here's some more sample writing from way back that I never decided to publish or broadcast or what not. I miss it... The Galapagos that is...

Living in Paradise

If Eden was paradise lost, then the Galapagos are a little piece of heaven rediscovered here on earth. Islands untouched by humans, where the sea lions are the kings of the beach and the night birds roam the streets after dark like young people stumbling home from the bars. Many a time, I’ve been one of those young stumbling people walking home alongside those night birds.

Despite popular belief, the islands are inhabited. I was one of its inhabitants. And boy, did I take advantage of that. After the awe of landing in the Galapagos Islands subsided, life settled into small town rhythm, pleasant and peaceful, not quite eventful. My day consisted of morning classes at the local private school. I’d take the same path every day, walking down the main road til I reached the end of the line. At noon I’d say goodbye to my students and take the same beaten path home for lunch. Usually, the girls and I arrived home around the same time every day. We’d all walk down to the beach together and bask in the glorious sun until it started to set and dinner time approached. After dinner, we’d meet with the rest of our little island family to drink, dance, and generally be merry. Life was good.

The cruises would come in daily and the tourists would disembark from their grand boat and get shuttled, through an otherwise bus-free town, to the local museum. In some twisted way, I felt the pride of a local – inflated because they were here to see my island, scornful that they’d never get to know its true beauty. Every day they’d come in off of their fancy ship with their tawdry waterproof hats and oversized cameras and awkward runners, gawking at us as we lithely paraded around our island in the most scant of clothing – bikinis, board shorts, skirts, flip flops. The other volunteers came and went as well. They stayed longer than the cruise boats, but they eventually left too. The island was ours.

Of course, nothing lasts forever. Soon enough our little island family started to drop off. One by one, we started our withdrawal from the island. Every week, another going away party at our favourite little dessert place. Finally, it was my turn. By the time I left only two of the nine girls remained. They, along with one of the boys, were the only ones to accompany me to the docks early that morning. It was a bittersweet goodbye and all I could do was watch wistfully as the boat pulled away from my beautiful island. Nunca se olividaré.

Things I Take for Granted

2009-02-24T22:57:00.003-05:00

So... I am still completely out of ideas. I figured I'd draw up another list of me contemplating myself... This one was inspired by the slow drip of melting snow from the eavestrough on my roof.

1. Winter/The Seasons

I guess this is the first thing that I'll start with since it is what inspired me to make a list. You see, I hate winter. And I don't take the word hate lightly. I'll tough out most things, but my body has never adapted well to the cold. It can make you forget how wonderful winter is. It's winter that makes spring all the more so dramatic. To switch from barren lands. Frozen deserts. To that sweet smell of the first buds of May. The burst of colours emerging from a once white winterland. It's birth. Regrowth. Life.

2. Life in Canada

There's no doubt about it. We live like 16th century monarchs. (Or whatever century you'd like to pick.) You never realize how lucky you are until you've stepped outside of your own little world. As Canadians, we enjoy luxuries that even Americans aren't privy to. National security. I can't ever remember a time when we've had to deal with large scale "terrorist" attacks on our homeland. Free healthcare. Free education. At least until university. And even then we pay almost half of what Americans pay.

3. My Friends

I sometimes find myself wishing my friends were more like myself - shared the same interests, held the same values and beliefs, reached for similar goals. But how boring would that be? Each of my friends have their own unique thing that endears me to them. If we were all like me, well... It's good to be unique sometimes. Variety is what makes things interersting - conformity creates ticky tacky boxes.

4. Freedom?

??? I've run out of ideas already. I guess this part comes from living in Canada... But I guess it deserves it's own spot too.

I tried... I really did. I think I'm gonna go for something simpler next time. Maybe a dialogue. Maybe I will upload a bit of my big project next time. (I am in the process of writing a novel.) I've been completely drained of all my inspiration and creativity. I think I'm gonna go try some redecorating... Maybe take a break from writing again. Well, until the next time.

Why We Write

2009-02-19T20:57:00.005-05:00

Beware of literature. I must follow the pen, without looking for words.
- Jean Paul Sartre, Nausea

I do not write for myself. I rarely if ever write for myself. I write for my friends. For my audience (which currently stands at one Canadian - stats courtesy of google analytics). I write to entertain people. To make them laugh. To make them think. To hopefully push them beyond their limits. I write in the hopes that someone may rebut my ideas or debunk them completely and make ME see things in a different light.

I do not write by the pen. Each word is strategic. Carefully chosen. Manipulated to its utmost degree. A rose is never just a rose in my world of purple hippos and pink elephants. Nothing is accidental.

Check it out...

2009-02-18T23:23:00.004-05:00

P.S. I thought of this short film while writing the last entry. I think it is the most awesome of awesome short films ever made. Possibly one of the most awesome films ever made - short and long. There are no words to describe how amazingly awesome it just is. Watch it.

http://www.gethappy.com/watchmore.html

Just trying to get some writing in...

2009-02-18T22:48:00.004-05:00

Words fail me. I've been known to be a quiet one, but I've never been at a loss for words. They're what I have. I've never had dancing feet, or fingers for piano, or a voice so beautiful it could stop time every time you heard it. But I've always had my words. My pen and paper. And later on my keyboard.

But today, yesterday, the day before yesterday. Words fail me. It's as if the past 23 years of my life have been bubbling, and brewing, and mixing, and colliding, and generally biding time til now. Now when every second of my life has accumulated to this one moment. This one fork in the road. And I have so many mixed emotions that I'm rendered speechless.

Memories of the past, that I never recalled until now, evoke supressed rage and anger and bitterness of always "getting the short end of the stick". And I'm angry at the world. I sulk. Pessimism clouds my vision like a security blanket. I feel safe in a world I understand.

And yet... And yet, that veil is sometimes lifted. And I see life as I want to see it. As it once used to be for me. That spring is eternal, and if you can't feel it now, it's always just around the corner. Life is good. Life is better than good. It's beautiful. It's full of opportunities and promises to come. Life is love. Love is life.

I guess, in my eyes, the two paths are life or death. Maybe it seems so simple. That most people would choose life. But it is life in all it's glory. Untamed. Uncontrollable. And death... Well, death is security. It's an end to a never-ending story. It's the daily hum of a well-oiled routine. For how can we say we're really living when we try to shield ourselves from all that life sends our way?

Allow myself to introduce... Myself!

2009-01-30T13:18:00.010-05:00

They say if you keep writing, it'll get easier. So that is what I am going to do until something exciting happens or I think of a brilliant, amazing, completely original, inovative idea. But until then it's quality over quantity. Or qualitative quantity. Whatever.

Anyway, I came across this idea from facebook, posting 25 random facts, habits, or goals about yourself. (Yes, lately it's been all about me me me. But like I said, I'm completely out of inspiration and I'm trying to keep a regular writing habit going. Unless someone can come up with a better plan it's gonna be all about me for now.) So, here are 25 things about me that you probably don't know.

25 Things About Me

1. I used to train at an academy as a ballerina. I would dance up to 18 painful hours a week, coming home with bleeding blistered feet to finish my homework in the wee hours of the morning. That all ended because I was too much of a tomboy to appreciate wearing pink and being a "graceful little lady".

2. I almost missed out on one of the best experiences in my life because I was scared. The day before my trip to Central America, I called the airlines to cancel my flight because I was too scared to travel by myself for six months. Thankfully, I forced myself to hang up the phone in time.

3. I don't like cake.

4. Despite all my ramblings about breaking free from conformity, I want the simple life. I want a nice house out in the country. I want an easy going 9-5 job. I want a husband, 2.5 children, the dog, and the white picket fence. I want it all.

5. I enjoy home reno and am quite handy with my toolbox.

6. (How the hell am I going to get to 25?!?!?!) I'm a fatty on the inside. I LOVE food. I will try anything from snails to sweetbreads. Well, I draw the line at animals normally kept as pets. This means dogs, cats, horses. I have already eaten rabbit.

7. This is a sort of add on to #2. I am PETRIFIED to enter water that is above my ankle and not in a bathtub or a pool. I am scared of flying in planes. I am scared of being alone. And I get motion sickness on almost anything that moves. Which begs the question, how do I travel so much?

8. I'm not a picky eater and will eat anything, but I just cannot stand mushy food. Anything with the consistancy of eggs, eggplant, soft tofu, refried beans, etc. and my gag reflexes are on overdrive. But of course, I'll still eat it. At one point in my life I was eating close to five eggs a day. Don't ask. (I'm beginning to notice a theme here... Food for thought?)

9. I, secretly, aspire to be a broadway star or a showgirl.

10. I cannot carry a tune or keep rhythm.

11. As deep and intelligent as I like to pretend I am, Sex and the City is my bible to life. All of my life's problems thus far were solved or made clearer by one episode or another. I like to think of myself as a real-life Charlotte in the way that I think about life. But I tend to do more Carrie-like things.

12. My favourite food is steak.

Second half of... Myself!

2009-01-30T01:23:00.011-05:00

13. I am almost convinced I am a scientific anomoly. Though I am not making a definitive statement, I am under the suspicion I may be cold blooded. After living in Canada all of my life - where people still live in igloos - I have still not adapted to the cold. While some people sit around and sweat I can be in the same room shivering uncontrollably. I seem to be unable to produce any sort of body warmth. I can pile on as much clothing and blankets and jackets as I want, but they provide absolutely no insulation. Why? Because my body does not generate it's own heat. To get warm I must be in direct contact with an external source. (Think reptile basking in the warmth of the sun.)

14. I am highly suseptible to believing conspiracy theories.

15. I don't like to sleep.

16. I used to be a devout Catholic. I even went so far as to fast on all holy days. Which is pretty darn devout since fasting is not so much a Catholic thing. But one day I realized it wasn't about how many times you pray or how often you go to church or how well you know the Our Father. Life goes on whether or not you do these things. It seems like common sense, but as a Catholic you're always waiting for that moment when God will smote you for doing something blasphemous.

17. I think I'm weird. But I'm cool with that. I was never a fan of sheep.

18. I am nationally confused. Does that make sense? I don't know how to answer the question: Where are you from? It makes me uncomfortable and always goes like this...

Random: So, where are you from?

Me: I'm from Tron-ah.

Random: Where?

Me: Tron-ah. (Random gives confused look.) Toe... RON... Toe... (Still confused.) Canada.

Random: Ooooh! No. Where are you FROM?

Me: Canada.

Random: Noooo. Where. Did. Your. Parents. Come from? (Lots of frantic hand motions going on. Do I look deaf?)

Me: The Philippines? (I'm thoroughly confused at this point.)

Random: That's what I meant! So you're from the Philippines!

Me: No... I said I was from Canada...

19. Trying to think about things to write about myself is exhausting.

20. I had a crush on Eric from the Little Mermaid when I was younger. Come on he'd be a hunk in real life! Tall, muscular build. Thick, wavy, dark hair. Stunning blue eyes. Strong, masculine jaw. Always wearing a white shirt that exposes just enough chest to give a hint of how awesomely ripped and manly he is. Have I put way too much thought into the physical merits of a cartoon character?

21. I can type extremely fast. I don't understand people who type with two fingers.

22. I AM Van Wilder. I still do not have a degree because I've been preoccupied with life.

23. I was accepted to a commerce program in which the minimum average was 90% with calculus as a prerequisite. My average was 10% below the minimum and I dropped out of calculus due to my inability to understand basic math. To this day I credit it to my essay writing skills. Even if I am not an interesting blogger, at least I can write essays.

24. And you want to know how I picked which university to go to? I closed my eyes and pointed to one.

25. After all of this, you still don't know me. I'm just getting to know myself too.

Bits & Pieces

2009-01-26T00:01:00.002-05:00

So I have completely lost all inspiration. (I still have yet to hear anything from potential muses, the position is still open!) I have decided for now to just post little tidbits and quotes and pieces from songs and and stories that make me smile, think, ponder, remember etc. Maybe something will get the creative juices flowing. (If there was any there to begin with.) So, bits & pieces #1 from Madonna's Dear Jessie:

If the land of make believe
Is inside your heart it will never leave

Is it really possible to preserve that innocence we all once had as a child? Do fairytales really exist? I think I have been stradling that line for a long time now - yes still, at the age of 23 I still stradle the line between childhood and adulthood. Part of me still dreams of happily every afters and Prince Charmings and fairy godmothers, where good triumphs over evil every single time. That part believes that anything is possible, that I can be whatever I want to be, that I can conquer the world, that I can save it. I dream of breaking from the mold, leaving the old rat race behind. And some days, I believe it's possible.

Then I take a good look at my life. And I wonder if I can survive outside of the ticky tacky boxed lifestyle the majority of us live in. I have done the 9-5er before. That was me. And it took a long time for me to break out. But eventually I did. I travelled the world. I fell in love. I danced. I lived. And now here I am, feeling that pull once again. Because, above all, it's stability. I stand here today at a crossroad, wondering which path to take and if I'll regret that decision I make. I want to continue down the road less travelled. But it's like Winston in 1984:

Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me :)

2009-01-22T13:57:00.005-05:00

Am I the only one who didn't watch the inaguration? To be quite honest, I know nothing about Barack Obama. Only that he's black. But, that's just, well uhhh, kinda obvious. Ya know? Did I miss anything? Who knows. Apparently it was history the making.

Anyway, I didn't come here to write about presidents and politics and all those things I pretend to be interested in, but I'm really not. When it all comes down to it, what we have is the here and now. Let the politicians tend to political matters. All I really want is the simple life. To run barefoot in the park with no great expectations.

So why is it so hard for us to live in the present? Why do we think of today as what will be history in the future? Why can't it just be today?

It's like, we've spent so much of our time studying how the rose came to be a rose and from whence it came and of what significance the evolution of the rose is. And then. Yes, AND then. We take that information and use it to spend all of our time trying to work out how to better that rose and create the best technologically advanced rose we can produce. We never once sit back and say, "Ahhhh THIS rose smells good. " (Did I stretch that metaphor a little too far? Yeah... I thought so too...)

Anyway. The next time you're off, hurrying about your life, worrying about what will be. Take a moment. Stop and smell the roses. Take a look around you, if you will. You never know just what you might find.

Time goes by, so slowly...

2009-01-19T19:04:00.006-05:00

And time. Can do soooooo much.

Oh my God. What was I thinking when I wrote the "Long Canadian Winter" entry. I wrote it way back in November! When winter wasn't even upon us. It has now been snowing for three days straight. The snow almost reaches our windowsill and our driveway needs to be plowed every few minutes.

I wonder how we've all made it thus far. I marvel at how the others have managed to survive. I am one of the young 'uns and I'm barely holding on. It's times like these that I wonder if there is a God. No God would allow such cruelty as we have seen.

Okay, I'm being overly dramatic. I tried. Winter sucks. It completely kills any inspiration I have. I need a muse. Open auditions. Name. Age. Occuptation. That sort of junk. Oh, and of course, why you think YOU have what it takes to inspire me. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand go.

more sample writing

2009-01-12T23:55:00.006-05:00

Alright. So I decided to try something new. It's been a while since I've been inspired to write anything so I've been playing around with voices, point of views, characters et cetera. And since I am always thinking about relationships and how they work and why they're so important, I decided to write a a little something from the other side, the side I've never really understood. This is a work of fiction and all characters and events are fictional.

Dear blissfully ignorant better half,

I am writing to you because of the guilt I bear and cannot stand to bear it anymore. I have done some things that I am not proud of, some things that I'll never be able to take back.

It started the night of my birthday. My friends were throwing me a little fete and, of course, you couldn't be there again. I was feeling so lonely without you by my side and he, well, he was there. He took care of me and made me laugh and kept me company. I never meant for it to happen, I swear. He invited me back to his place, and I couldn't say no. I let him ravage me all night long. I'm not going to tell you I didn't enjoy it, because I did. But I swear, it's you that I love.

Yet, when he called me the next day I picked up. I couldn't help it. A big part of me wondered if he was feeling as guilty as I was. If he even cared that you existed. He was so sweet about the whole thing... We talked about everything. About him. About me. About everything and nothing at all. It's been so long since you and I have talked. Really talked. I won't let you make me feel guilty about this.

We started hanging out. Just innocent things. Drinking coffee. Listening to music. Watching movies. Discussing Picasso and dadaism and all those pretentious unimportant things people talk about. There was never a repeat of what happened on the night of my birthday. I think we both knew we wouldn't ever be able to return if we did. So we settled for coffee dates.

And after all that I turned around yesterday and looked you in the eye and said I love you. Do I even mean it anymore?

Yours always.

Life as a Canadian

2009-01-05T10:11:00.008-05:00

Visibly, no one would ever mark me as a Canadian. I have long black hair and a small dark stature. My nose is as flat as a button and my eyes, while big, still taper off into that undeniable oriental slant that brands all Asians. But I am Canadian. I was born and raised in what all Canadians know as the centre of the universe, Toronto.

So what does it mean to be Canadian? Around the world we are reputed to be nice, polite people (as opposed to our neighbours just south of the border). In my mind that equates to boring. Are we boring? Canada is never one of those countries that tends to stand out in people's minds. We come second in everything. Second largest country. Home to the second tallest free standing building in the world. We like to stand outside and distance ourselves from everyone. We were "non-belligerent" in the Vietnam war. We refused to participate in the war in Iraq. So what defines us as Canadians other than our love of hockey and production of maple syrup?

Last summer I spent some time in Central America trying to discover what it was to NOT be Canadian. It was actually kind of nice. When I came back, the first thing I noticed was how straight everyone's lawn was. How symmetrical the houses were. How every piece of property fit into its own neat little plot. And I was reminded of that song by Malvina Reynolds... "Little boxes, little boxes, little boxes, all the same."

As much as I love my country, I believe we've traded off our last little ounce of personality for freedom, security, and the right to be our own person (all things that I value to the utmost degree). We are trained that to be successful we need to go to school. Get a degree. Enter the workforce. Make good money. Everybody can do it. We have become so "tolerant" of differences that everything has become "unPC" (politically incorrect). There is no such thing as eskimo and Indians are not those people who first owned our stolen land (they are most commonly First Nations people, Inuit, native Americans). And never do we utter the word n****r. Unless it's after a big meal and we're all a little sleepy. And even then we say "itis". (Google that if you don't get it.)

But why am I complaining. Depsite the frigid winters. And the frigid people. (I don't get the hand shake. A kiss on the cheek. Or even two. That's much more simple than the awkward stick out your hand while the other person goes in for the hug.) And the rep of being doormats for other countries (ahem, U.S.A.) to step on and wipe their crap all over. (Am I a little bitter? No. Of course not!) I love my country! I am Canadian.

So here. I can tell you at least one thing about what it is to be Canadian: never being ashamed of professing your nationality. (Unless someone brings up Jim Carey, Cable Guy, or the likes.)

Return from the Holy Land

2008-12-26T04:23:00.004-05:00

Shalom. Both hello and goodbye. I never understood how one word could mean such opposite things. But I think I get it a little better now. I don't know if I'm coming or going or where I'm heading to. I've left Israel, but my heart is still there. So were my rose-coloured glasses shattered? I don't know. So much has happened in the past two weeks that I don't know what to think anymore.

Israel is still an enigma to me. It's a country so rough around the edges (and in the middle too), as a Canadian, it can sometimes even come off as brash and uninviting. It's history is something so far from what I've ever experienced, I can only begin to try and understand what is on the surface. Yet despite all the problems there is a truth and honesty to Israel that I've never been able to find in Canada. Beneath the rough exterior are the heart and soul of a person yearning for the same things that we all are.

And I stand outside it all. Unable to truly understand what goes on within those walls. Set apart by my Canadian upbringing. Not Jewish. Not even an Arab.

Some places are so easy to fall in love with. They are warm, welcoming, vibrant. There are those places that open their arms to you, no matter who you are. But then they fall flat when you try to explore their depths. I don't think Israel is one of those places. So what is it? Could I fall in love with Israel? Would Israel accept me?

I sit here now in my large house with central heating. The tv blares with an endless circulation of infomercials and a droning voice tries to sell me products from all corners of the room. It feels like another lifetime since I've been in Israel. Or even as if it were all just a dream. All I have left are my photos to confirm it really did happen. I wonder if I will ever return, if I will ever be able to go back to the way things were.

Shalom: Ramblings from Israel

2008-12-11T10:29:00.003-05:00

The man in the moon looks the same from here. Or maybe I've forgotten what he looks like at home. Sometimes I even forget what home looks like. But then again I've never really considered one specific place to be home.

I've only been a couple of days in Israel, but already I'm starting to feel comfortable. I have yet to decide on an explanation for that (because, of course, my analytical mind will not stop until a reason is found). Maybe it's due to the fact I've not only become jaded in my "real time" life, but in my travels as well. Nothing manages to excite or thrill me anymore. Another country, another scenery, just another notch on the bedpost. I envy those who look at life as if everything is new again.

Then my emotions take over. That dark, insecure, female side. I let myself wonder if maybe the reason I feel so comfortable is that I am in the exact place I should be at this exact moment in time. And that's when I start to doubt myself. We all know when we want something so badly we are willing to believe anything, to see only what we want to see. It's impractical. It's illogical. It's wishful thinking. But just what if?

Aside from my need to question and understand everything, Israel is a beautiful country (from what I've seen so far). Though I haven't been to many places yet, I feel as though I have stepped outside from a generic, colourless, and sterile world into a place that breathes life. The sunsets are so vivid and everywhere you go orange blossoms grows in abundance. You've never smelled anything until you've smelled fresh orange blossom. Not to mention the orchards in the kibbutz. Fragrant oranges, mandarins, tangerines, grapefruit, avacado - as far as the eye can see. And the sun, just touching everything with its warm golden glow.

How nauseating was that passage, eh? I feel as if I am waxing like a person in love - this was lovely, and that was lovely, and everything was just perfect. But... We'll see how long these rose-coloured glasses can shield my weary, skeptical eyes.

Life in the Linear

2008-12-04T02:34:00.004-05:00

Do you stick to the straight and narrow or do you veer off the beaten path and take the road less travelled? Being the random and sometimes erratic girl that I am, I am definitely in favour of blazing your own twisted, winding trail, but who's to say what the best method is?

I will the be the first to admit, I envy those who can walk a straight line without veering off this way or that. I like the idea that you have an end in sight, a goal, a plan, a means of getting there. One foot in front of the other, knowing exactly where the next step will take you. There are no surprises for you. You know what to expect. Everything is stable.

But is it worth it to give up that excitement to feel just comfortable all the time? I don't think I could live following one path all my life. There are too many twists and turns and unexpected forks in the road that you absolutely cannot plan for. I crave adventure - always exploring, uncovering the unknown, discovering new ideas. I am not afraid to leave my future in the hands of fate. It's the unpredictability, the curve balls, the random forks in the road, that make life the dynamic, beautiful thing that it is. It's like my favourite architect, Antonio Gaudi, once said: the greatest architect ever (God) never used straight lines so why should I?.

So I look at it this way, maybe I'll never have that nice condo which I've saved years for. Or maybe I'll never work that stable job that feels like a second home to me. Maybe I'll never meet that someone who I come home to everyday. You can insert here any one of those goals that many acquire along the linear path. But does that really matter in the end?

Births, deaths, and marriages... And I'm back at work!

2008-11-22T12:47:00.008-05:00

I will explain the title in another post... For those who remember my city days you'll understand.

I stated in my previous post that I could not see the rhyme or reason for homosexuality in the role of the survival of the human species. As a firm believer in the saying that everything happens for a reason (even though we don't always understand), I have searched high and low for an explanation as to why some people prefer members of the opposite sex (in all meanings possible!) and why some prefer the same sex, basically why homosexuality exists in the human species. And I've come to this conclusion: population control.

I know I said that to ensure the survival of our species we must reproduce, but this is only when births and deaths are occurring at an equal rate. In this day and age, we rely on technology so much to keep us healthier, make us live longer, secure a guaranteed adulthood for our children. In other words, we evade death. Now correct me if I am wrong, but when births are happening at the same rate, but the rate of deaths decreases drastically, the outcome leads to a growing population. The world's resources are not infinite. By manipulating the equilibrium we are over-extending our capacity to survive. And that is where homosexuals come in.

I haven't researched enough to understand how people become gay, but I am making assumptions in favour of the "gay" gene theory. But think about how effective it would be in crowd control. Humans are over populating. Through natural selection the gay gene becomes more and more prominent. The mission is no longer to reproduce and populate. Less babies are born. Maybe some of the less fortunate ones are even adopted and given a good home by a gay couple. The ones already alive are now being taken care of and fewer are coming into the world of misfortune.

But of course, the why never really matters. Wasn't the road to hell paved with good intentions? The important is that we are supportive and accepting of others. Spread love. War is expensive.

Ramblings for human rights!

2008-11-22T01:38:00.004-05:00

So there has been a clip circulating the internet about the approved ban on gay marriages in California. I don't normally comment on what is going on in the world. Actually I have no idea what direction or theme this blog has, but I thought today would be a good day to share my opinion and hopefully hear from you (the singular person) who reads my blog.

I, for one, will admit that I don't believe homosexuality is "natural". I don't understand it or what purpose it may serve. You see, I am a loyal follower of evolutionary psychology theories - that all of our traits, behaviours, desires, urges, et cetera are based on the simple need of survival. The basic premise of keeping a species alive is reproducing. Men and women copulate in order to create offspring. (I assume the act of copulation was made to be enjoyable being that humans need to take as many chances as possible since they produce a mean litter number of approximately one thus reducing the chances of having surviving offspring.) Homosexuality, as far as I can see, does nothing for the survival of our species. In my eyes, it is not natural.

Is it wrong, however? Who am I to be the judge of that? How can I condemn others for being "unnatural"? Do we not all stray from what is innate and "God-given" in some form or another? I paint my face to mimic bigger eyes, poutier lips, more shapely cheek bones. Though they may not be of the same magnitude and completely different in every shape and form, they are both personal dispositions THAT IN NO WAY HARM OTHERS. Yes, I just compared putting on make up to being gay. But I think in a way my comparison emphasizes the triviality of the idea that being homosexual is wrong because it is unnatural. How does one's personal preferences affect other people's lives? It doesn't, unless you let it.

You can all go on looking for words of condemnation in your bible or scriptures or Torah or Koran or whatever holy book you want to conjure, but if you'll notice the one thing that spans all religions is that we do unto others as we would have others do unto us. Matthew 7:12, "All things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do you even so to them." (Sorry I can't quote any other religious texts as I am not so well-read in the religious field). Jewish have the same saying, only in the negative. Do not do unto others as you would not have done unto you. Buddhists ask that we hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful. Muslims go so far as to say that one is not a believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself. I'm sure you get the point.

So the big question is, would you want someone else telling you you can't get married?

Straightforwardness: A Very un-Canadian Trait

2008-11-18T01:04:00.014-05:00

Is it possible to write without metaphors, similies, synecdoches, and other forms of figurative language? Can we, the writers, put our vision into the hands of the reader and allow them to create their own? Is it possible? Would we allow it?

I once read somewhere that the one thing a budding travel writer must not do is to use cliched sayings of the figurative kind. So much of my writing consists of purple prose that I wonder if any relevant content would survive if I did cut back. Figurative speech is used so freely in our everyday lives that no one stops to really think about it anymore. How is one to describe how blue the ocean is without comparing it to something else? Or the monstrosity of an object with out referencing something equally as grandiose?

Take for example the relation between old memories and our current likes and dislikes. Theory goes that our preferences are not dictated by our sensitivity to "good" quality, but the sort of memory the object in question will trigger. In my personal experience, there are certain scents that take me back to an exact moment in my life. The smell of popcorn mixed with this sweet, powdery perfume always reminds me of one of my cousin's family movie nights which I was invited to. The movie was The Fellowship of the Ring and the theatre was packed. To me that scent is like an enfolding embrace, the kind that gives you those warm fuzzy feelings inside. Or there are certain songs of which the lyrics would have you parting your hair over your eye and slashing your wrists, but instead they make you sigh with fond old memories. Like this one song, Tu Carcel, loosely translated the lyrics say "I hope you suffer, bitch", but everytime it plays I smile over the faces I recall when I hear it.

What am I trying to getting at here? As convoluted as my example is, my point is this. Even in the deepest recesses of our mind we cannot think on one subject without unconsciously relating or comparing it to another. One image always evokes another. It's how we understand the world around us. And as a writer (possibly quite a bad a one) that is the way I document how I see the world: through comparisons and hyperboles and allegories.

P.S. I don't know how much of this makes sense... It was written in many different fragments that never quite fit together which I tried to fuse with a whole lotta bullshit. Possibly needs a lot of editing.

The Long Canadian Winter

2008-11-14T03:58:00.009-05:00

I am slowly going crazy here in Canada. A case of cabin fever? Maybe. This morning I awoke to a vision of grey skies. Clouds as far as the eye could see. I waited all day for the sun, but it never seems to surface anymore, and when it does it sets earlier and earlier. Thank God for artificial light. I feel as though I haven't seen sunlight since my days in Mexico, though we surely must have had some sun during the month of September. But of course the grey has been with us for so long that I cannot remember a day without it.

My circadian rhythm is completely bunked. I work late then stay up til the wee hours of the morning pondering what my next step will be. And there is still no light by the time I shut my eyes and wander into a dreamless rem cycle. The morning does not bring much hope as my eyes flutter open to dark, grey, cloudy skies. I should really get some curtains for that window. I cannot even tell if I am waking in the morning or the late afternoon. All day long the skies remain a constant drear. I suspect, however, it is closer to late afternoon as I start to feel my body adapting to my vampish ways.

Every year I try to prepare myself for these eight long months, yet I am never ready when it comes. We do what it takes to survive this harsh season, but some of us don't make it. It's a classic tale of man versus nature and sometimes I'd wager that nature has the upper hand in this cold Canadian wilderness. This year, however, I vow to come out on top. Only 218 days left...

sample travel writing

2008-11-13T02:46:00.006-05:00

Okay... Here it goes. My first... Piece. (Is that what you would call it?) I thought I would dig up my childhood aspiration and start writing again. It's just a rough draft that needs a lot of work and editing, but I wanted to get it out there for some hopefully constructive criticism. At the moment it is currently untitled.

(Title To Be Announced)
By: Jessica San Juan

Like many other sports, surfing is dominated by men. It’s a dog eat dog world out there, and woman you better be ready. In a sport that refers to all females as “chicks” you have to prove your own worth. And that was what I intended to do.

I took my first surf lesson on the mainland of Ecuador. My travel companions wanted a beach vacation and so we travelled out to the coastal town of Montanita. It was a journey alright, (but that story is for another time and place). It was a nice trip, not the sunniest of times, nor the most beautiful of beaches. But it’s where I gathered together the pieces of my jaded heart and learned to fall in love again. When you’re riding those waves, it’s as if the world around you falls away. It’s that exact moment when your own life enters that clichéd scene in all cheesy romance movies when the beautiful and complex heroine finally gets her fairytale ending as she dances in the arms of the boy she has secretly loved all her life. The music fades away and the lights are dim, and they notice no one else but each other. So surfing is kind of like that minus the boy and the music and all the tacky decorations.

A month later, and zero surf experience more, found me living in the Galapagos Islands – an archipelago world renowned for its surf apparently. Day in day out I would sit on the beach as I watched the boys have fun in the waves, too frightened to join them. Too frightened to be the only girl in a man’s world. Then one day I knew it was time.

With my borrowed surfboard in hand, and my best girl friend in tow, I marched to the beach determined to get my share of the waves. Male after male dotted the beach, waxing surfboards, applying sunscreen, stretching into positions even a contortionist would be proud of. I could feel them all watching me as I made my way to the water.

“You sure you wanna go out today?” one of them questioned me. The waves were decidedly big, but I was ready. Or I thought I was ready. Maybe I wasn’t ready? No. I was definitely not ready. The question poked at my failing confidence as I surveyed the scene before me. The waves were stronger than they had been in days. Rocks jutted out of the water like spikes at the bottom of an unforgiving pit.

“Ten ganas (be brave)”, the same guy urged me on.

He was right. I couldn’t let my fears always hold me back. So into the water I plunged dragging my gal pal behind me. Paddle. Paddle. Paddle. Brace myself for the wave. Paddle harder. Faster. Better. Stronger. (No wait. That’s Kanye West). Paddle. Paddle. Paddle. Wait for it. Wait it for it...

Why hadn’t I done this sooner? Just being out on the water with my surfboard gave me a sense of freedom I had never felt before. Even if I didn’t catch any waves, I’d be happy to just float along in the ocean. Drifting through the salty water, not a care in sight, not a worry in mind. So relaxed...

“Chicas! Regresan! Come back! Chicas!” Scared male shouts jarred my peaceful reverie. The shoreline once dotted with boys waxing surfboards, applying sunscreen, and stretching was now lined with boys frantically waving their arms, screaming at me and my friend to come back.

Ohmigod, I thought. I am going to die. The first time I decide to take a risk and go surfing on my own and I am going to be eaten by shark. He’s right behind me. I know it. Dammit. I shouldn’t have eaten that piece of cake last night. I probably look like a big drumstick to him. Ohmigod, I’m too young…

“Jessie, no me dejes! Tengo miedo! Don’t leave me, I’m scared!” my best friend’s hand reached out for mine as we both clung to our boards with the other. Looking each other straight in the eye we knew what our fate would be if we didn’t get back to the shore like our life depended on it. Our lives did depend on it.

Paddling our hardest, stroke for stroke the two of us fought against the current to make our way back to shore. Panting and out of breath, with our hearts beating a mile a minute, we collapsed onto the beach. Finally, I asked what was wrong.

“We saw you drifting in the waves. We were scared you were going to float away to sea.”

Boys… Here I was, petrified for my life, scared I would be starring in my own personal version of Jaws, and they were just worried that I was RELAXING! Oh well. I didn’t catch any epic waves that day, or even manage to stand up on my board, but I proved to myself and every male on that beach that I earned my spot out there in the water.

Clarification of a rambling

2008-11-10T14:48:00.003-05:00

I'd just like to clarify something I said in my last blog. I'm going to try and keep this as short and sweet as possible since my supposed purpose to be on the internet is to study and listen to lectures and do pop quizzes and all that fun stuff. Anyway, blogging did not ruin my relationship. It just might have been a catalyst in the already foreseen wreckage. Guns don't kill, people do. Right?

Late night ramblings...

2008-11-09T03:51:00.003-05:00

The last time I truly kept a blog going (Yes I delete my entries, thus deleting bits of history, I know. I ERASED HISTORY. There happy?) it ruined my relationship. Ever since then, I've had a few entries on my travels. Deleted. A few entries about my random thoughts. Deleted. Why do people blog? I've always found it a little egotistical to want others to be privy to your most absurd thoughts. And at the same time, I'll admit, I've always been a little insecure that my thoughts are not intelligent enough to be of any importance to blog about. Or that I talk about myself too much. But what does it matter really? Then I asked myself why not just keep a journal, why do you need to write about what goes on in that little brain of yours and share it with the whole world? I have justified myself with several reasons, the main one being that a)I type a whole lot faster than I write (thank you Mr. Pervy McDonald). And yes, I do like to argue and debate with myself. It makes me riddled with indecision and spices up my life a bit.

Now, the point of this entry. I guess you could say it is an introduction into the foray of... Well something new. Always something new. This entry is like my New Year's resolution full of resolve to do better. And at first I will attack it with such vim and vigor, but like all resolutions we all fall back into old habits. And I like to delete entries. Am I making any sense now? It is well past bedtime for me. So I bid you adieu. Next entry will be more writing while I am conscious and less ramblings of a spacecadet. Maybe.

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